Posts Tagged “twitter”

They Make Twitter Fun

Latefines: What would Henry Rollins do? Electriceasel: Oh my god! I asked myself that question just before I lost my virginity! Serously. Latefines: LMAO! I’m so glad you’re my friend. Also…if you’re bored.

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Things Annoying Me Lately

People complaining about social sites and how they are changing or whatever. These things are free, get over it. If you don’t like it, then don’t use it. Passive aggressive shit on Twitter. I’m trying really really hard not to do it myself but it’s usually other passive aggressive twats that make me want to […]

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Manly Man’s Child Rearing

aka Reasons To Follow My Husband On Twitter. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a kid with a flaming marshmallow on a stick is going fucking hurt me for sure. Teach kids to share by giving one a box of broken glass and the other a box of BandAids. When a child complains […]

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Sudden Xmas Spirit

hismuse if i suddenly develop a case of xmas spirit does that mean i get tomorrow off? #xmas bubblewench @hismuse If you suddenly develop Xmas spirit, I’m calling in the Exorcist team. Have a great whatever you celebrate and keep warm!

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Unfriend-A-Bitch

Has anyone else noticed that all the social media outlets online now it’s that much easier to be passive aggressive at the drop of the hat. Someone pisses you off? You unfriend them on Facebook. Someone starts to annoy you? You unfollow them on twitter. You decide you don’t like someone anymore but dont’ want […]

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May I Have Your Attention Please

Today’s usual random friday update post has been cancelled due to super fucking awesome news. Are you ready? Are you sure? Kevin Spacey tweeted me! :bpr: :dance: Yes you heard it right, he responded to me after I responded to him. No, seriously. I don’t even know what to say, I’m honored. Here is the […]

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It’s Not Puberty

I had to share a Twitter convesation some of you may have just missed, it was too funny not to share. Me: don’t panic, i think i’ve outgrown my bra :omg: Parl: While at work?!

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Twitgest on 2008-12-05

first snow — fuck me. # the amount i ate this weekend, was just not right at all. # Check This Out: “day sixty: ricotta crepes” ( http://tinyurl.com/6xltkr ) # i’m looking for a kickass cupcake recipe. # ok, i found a coconut cupcake recipe i love now for a chocolate recipe. # runaway buck […]

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Weekly Twitters

Twitters of the week, I am so witty it scares me. Monday: I’m falling asleep at the wheel. Tuesday: “Get your fucking hand out of my fucking Hula Hoops, fuck face.” Wednesday: If I poke my eye out prying this thing off with a letter opener you can pay for my medical bills. Thursday: Is […]

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Tweets Of The Week

I was going to start using the Twitter plugin that makes a post of all your twitters for that day but apparently I use Twitter too much, so I’m going to offer all of you a quick summery of the very best stuff every week. I think one of my friends thinks Ireland is a […]

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