Posts Tagged “twitter”
People complaining about social sites and how they are changing or whatever. These things are free, get over it. If you donâ€™t like it, then donâ€™t use it. Passive aggressive shit on Twitter. Iâ€™m trying really really hard not to do it myself but itâ€™s usually other passive aggressive twats that make me want to […]
aka Reasons To Follow My Husband On Twitter. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a kid with a flaming marshmallow on a stick is going fucking hurt me for sure. Teach kids to share by giving one a box of broken glass and the other a box of BandAids. When a child complains […]
hismuse if i suddenly develop a case of xmas spirit does that mean i get tomorrow off? #xmas bubblewench @hismuse If you suddenly develop Xmas spirit, I’m calling in the Exorcist team. Have a great whatever you celebrate and keep warm!
Has anyone else noticed that all the social media outlets online now it’s that much easier to be passive aggressive at the drop of the hat. Someone pisses you off? You unfriend them on Facebook. Someone starts to annoy you? You unfollow them on twitter. You decide you don’t like someone anymore but dont’ want […]
I had to share a Twitter convesation some of you may have just missed, it was too funny not to share. Me: don’t panic, i think i’ve outgrown my bra :omg: Parl: While at work?!
first snow — fuck me. # the amount i ate this weekend, was just not right at all. # Check This Out: “day sixty: ricotta crepes” ( http://tinyurl.com/6xltkr ) # i’m looking for a kickass cupcake recipe. # ok, i found a coconut cupcake recipe i love now for a chocolate recipe. # runaway buck […]
Twitters of the week, I am so witty it scares me. Monday: I’m falling asleep at the wheel. Tuesday: “Get your fucking hand out of my fucking Hula Hoops, fuck face.” Wednesday: If I poke my eye out prying this thing off with a letter opener you can pay for my medical bills. Thursday: Is […]
I was going to start using the Twitter plugin that makes a post of all your twitters for that day but apparently I use Twitter too much, so I’m going to offer all of you a quick summery of the very best stuff every week. I think one of my friends thinks Ireland is a […]