dear coffee

Dear Coffee: You know I’ve loved you for a long time. That first time we spent together on that drive home from a party like 12 years ago and how you kept me awake so I could get to work that morning on no sleep. […]

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Dear Starbucks

Dear Starbucks, Don’t think I didn’t see what you were doing, I know your game. You lured me in a while back with your “free sample” of the Orange Creme Frappuccino, which bytheway I learned quick enough was not in the slightest bit coffee. I […]

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Dear MIL

Dear MIL: I know you have your own way of doing things but at this point they aren’t really getting you anywhere so I’m speaking up. At first the magazine subscription to Real Simple was very nice, I enjoyed it.  Although the subscription to Better […]

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Dear 18 Year Old Self

As others have done here is a letter I’ve written to my 18 year old self. I considered doing age 13 but I think that would be too hard and too depressing. Maybe that will be another post at another time. Dear Eighteen Year Old […]

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Dear Adam Brody

Dear Adam Brody: I never watched The O.C. but I always found you appealing in that geeky/jewish kinda way. I can’t help it, I have a thing for scrawny Jewish boys with a good sense of humor (see: Noah Wyle and David Schwimmer). It’s because […]

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Dear Dad

Dear Dad: I want to be honest with you, I’m not sure anyone really has yet.  Listen carefully, I’m saying this for your own good. You don’t need a fanny pack, I sincerely doubt there is anything you need to carry on you at all […]

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Dear Mom

Dear Mom, I know I’ve admitted a couple of these already but I would like to apologize for the following: You know the window I broke while you all were in Disney World and I was watching the house just after I got back from […]

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