Posts Tagged “Reviews”

Cache

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I’m not sure if there is a point in reviewing Cache because I don’t think many people could sit through a very slow, fairly long, foreign film with subtitles. I could be wrong though, so I’ll share what little I even comprehend after seeing this. The Basics: A family starts getting videotapes that show someone […]

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Wristcutters: A Love Story

Apparently when you off yourself, you don’t go to hell but to another reality/world that is best described as a muted version of the real one. In this place there is no vibrant color, so beautiful scenery and no smiles. This is a setup for a strange movie but Writstcutters: A Love Story is much […]

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It’s Kind of a Funny Story

I’ve seen so many amazing movies lately and can’t review them all. It’s Kind of a Funny Story was a little gem that I don’t think many people heard about but was fantastic. The Basics: This 16 year old kid keeps thinking of killing himself but never quite crosses the line to actually doing it. […]

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Quarantined

The Basics: Quarantine is about a reporter and a camera guy are following along with the fire department on a call and get quarantined in an apartment building. The Good: This movie scared the bejesus out of me, true story. I was on edge and one scene in it actually made me scream, that rarely […]

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The Visitor

  My first thought when The Visitor showed up from Netflix (I tend to forget about movies I add to Netflix and they show up and I have no idea what they are) was that it was a horror movie but it’s anything but. The Basics: A lonely man by the name of Walter comes […]

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Savagely Grace

I’m a big fan of true crime stuff, I don’t know what this makes me but Manly Man is pretty sure I will snap one day. I choose to believe that those of us interested in this stuff are the least harmful, which means you who doesn’t like it is probably a serial killer, I’m […]

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Slumdog Star

I’m trying to do more reviews, my dad insists that this is what my calling is, that and photography, neither which anyone wants to pay me for. Oh well, I went to the movies a couple Saturdays ago, I love going to the movies but I hate the seats. We decided it was time to […]

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Zack and Miri Make an Ok Movie

I was excited to see Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Why? For several reasons. It’s Seth Rogen, he’s totally geek hot. It’s Kevin Smith, that’s just a good time no matter what. It has porno in the title which means it’s about sex and has dirty words in it, sex is funny. I like […]

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Fuck

The Premise: A documentary on the word “fuck” and how it’s affected history and culture. Fuck: A Documentary interviews a bunch of people who know the word well such as George Carlin, Ice-T, Ron Jeremy and Janeane Garofalo (I love her btw). It’s a word loved by some as much as it is hated by […]

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Sublime

My supervisor at work suggested the movie Sublime (she even owns the movie which she let me borrow) about George Grieves who goes for a simple surgical procedure and has “complications.” The Basics: It’s tough too say much about the movie without giving stuff away. Basically it’s about one’s fears becoming real he tries to […]

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