If I Were…

If I were a direction I’d be… lost If I were furniture I’d be… old worn in squishy sofa that you fall asleep on If I were a liquid I’d be… an iced latte If I were a sin I’d be… I’d like to say […]

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Sometimes

Sometimes I just need: a Starbucks Grande Iced Vanilla Latte or I will die. Sometimes I want: just dance right here and now but then I realize there is no pole. Sometimes I like to: pretend that Saskatchefuck is only right up north near Montreal […]

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Manly Man Meme

1. He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen? Most likely it’s Myth Busters or just the Food Channel. 2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad? Blue cheese but not everytime, he mixes […]

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Answer the Phone

1. Your phone rings. Who is the most likely caller? Jesus, he’s been on my case for ages. 2. How long do you chat on the phone each day? Not long, once he starts to hit me up for cash I’m like “I gotta get […]

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So Long Bug

I got this idea from a new friend I made through flickr Grey Street Girl, I thought I’d give it a try. Live: It’s no surprise, to me at least, that the Sugar Strike didn’t quite last although I’ve only had a couple sweets in […]

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You Know I Like You

1. You know I like you if: I mock you on a regular basis. 2. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the little people, which would of course be most of you. 3. Take my advice: the […]

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Kapgar by Five

This one is from Kapgar. 1. You have to see this one coming after your comment on my blog, but why soccer? First I must explain I am like an anti-sports person. Baseball bores me to tears, Football makes no sense, hockey is too cold […]

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Breaking Our Deal

I might be married but I still have deal breakers, some however had to change because I fell in love with someone who unfortunately broke some of them. Quite honestly with the wrong person certain things just kill it but with the right person you’ll […]

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