April 13th, 2010
Must clarify that this came about because we were watching The Big Bang Theory and I must also note I’ve never watched a single episode of Star Trek other than the animated episode that Gwen forced me to watch.
Him: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is?
Me: Of course I do.
Him: Well?
Me: He was in Star Trek and Stand By Me.
Him: Well who did he play in Star Trek?
Me: [thinking]
Him: See! You don’t know!
Me: I do know that the Star Trek he was on had also the guy from Reading Rainbow!
Him: Nice! Who was the Captain?
Me: Captain?
Him: Yeah…
Me: Ahhh…he’s bald…
Him: Yeah???
Me: Captain Picard!!
Him: [dumbfounded]
Me: I rule!
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March 23rd, 2010
Me: …and then Sheldon put on a black suit and he looked so hot.
Manly Man: Hot?
Me: Uh…yeah!?!
Manly Man: He looks like a turtle.
Me: I’m telling Gwen you said that!
ps. You should know a lot of our conversations end with “I’m going to tell Gwen you said that!”
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November 25th, 2009
Something Gwen loves to say is “this makes me happy…in my pants” because she’s mature like that. One day we decided it was entirely possible to be sad…in your pants. Then we started to use this all the time. Then it turned into just having “sad pants.” Then we laughed, a lot. Still, when I think of it, I giggle. Gwen then drew this, which is sad pant’s mascot I guess.
So the real question is, do you have sad pants today?
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November 24th, 2009
Me: Keanu Reeves needs to be in silent films and just, you know, lay there.
Gwen: That would be a picture.
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November 19th, 2009
- Gwen actually asked me if she could go see the NBSS in Boston, which just so happens to be where my husband went to school for training. How random is that??
- Nothing really phases her, not Boston traffic or porn books or Aurora.
- Both Manly Man and Gwen do great accents, which they did basically the entire time we were at a cafe Friday night. If only I’d had a video camera.
- At the movies on Friday seeing The Men Who Stare At Goats there were obnoxious teenagers making commentary that were very close to being punched by one of us and a woman in front of us texting. Who pays $10 to see a movie and then not watch the fucking movie??
- Gwen really is a great cook, she made us these noodles and california rolls. Today she’ll make us little pies.
- She’s way easy going to the point that she just doesn’t care either way, Manly Man is often the same way. Can you guess who makes most of the decisions?
- We did in fact giggle everytime Kevin Spacey came on screen during the movie.
You can see pictures on Facebook and my flickr.
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