Posts Tagged “conversation”

Jewish Hell

Manly Man: Jewish hell: skinheads, burned bagels and no cream cheese. No shmear in Jewish hell.

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Silent Keanu

Me: Keanu Reeves needs to be in silent films and just, you know, lay there. Gwen: That would be a picture.

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Where’s My Taily Toy, Bitch

A typical conversation with Manly Man on instant messanger: Him: where is the damn cat toy? Me: what toy? Him: They asked me about it, the taily thing, on a stick Me: who asked you? Him: the cats Me: :confused: Him: what? they were like “where’s my taily toy bitch?” Me: the cats were asking […]

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To Be A Girl

Me: You so want to be a girl. Him: You already knew that. Me: You could be a lesbian. Him: There is no way I’m giving up my penis. Me: You could be a chick with a dick. Him: I already am!

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In Your Head

While watching Gilmore Girls and commenting on Alexis Blidel. Me: She’s so pretty, like a little porcelain doll, hard to imagine her doing anything dirty in bed. Him: Maybe in your head. ———————- Have you listened to our show from last night? Well get on it, sheesh :rolleyes:

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Totally Different

Thank you everyone for the congratulations for our anniversary, now onto our regular scheduled programming.   Me: I hate when people dress up their pets. Him: But you want to dress up the cats. Me: That’s different.

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Bun in the Oven

You know what is really funny? Saying this to your husband: Hey hon, did you know there is a bun in the oven? Even when he actually left a hamburger bun in the toaster oven, it was one of those moments I couldn’t let pass me by. I’m just glad this didn’t cause him to […]

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I Selectively Listen

After babbling on about something for a few minutes while I was paying more attention to the computer Manly Man said: I appreciate you pretending like you are listening to me when i’m talking even though you didn’t hear a word i said. Which was true :doh: I am great at nodding my head :thumbsup:

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Biding My Time

While watching the end of the movie Se7en because I refused to change the channel even though we own the movie. Me: (saying along with the movie) Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you FELT like springing your trap? Tell me, […]

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Professional Ruiner

We were watching Two and a Half Men and Manly Man points out how the canned laughter annoys him and I point out that I never notice it until someone points it out :annoyed: Manly Man: Sorry, I ruin everything. Me: That is what you should do for a living. Go around the world and […]

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