Posts Tagged “conversation”
Manly Man: Jewish hell: skinheads, burned bagels and no cream cheese. No shmear in Jewish hell.
Me: Keanu Reeves needs to be in silent films and just, you know, lay there. Gwen: That would be a picture.
A typical conversation with Manly Man on instant messanger: Him: where is the damn cat toy? Me: what toy? Him: They asked me about it, the taily thing, on a stick Me: who asked you? Him: the cats Me: :confused: Him: what? they were like “where’s my taily toy bitch?” Me: the cats were asking […]
Me: You so want to be a girl. Him: You already knew that. Me: You could be a lesbian. Him: There is no way I’m giving up my penis. Me: You could be a chick with a dick. Him: I already am!
Thank you everyone for the congratulations for our anniversary, now onto our regular scheduled programming. Â Me: I hate when people dress up their pets. Him: But you want to dress up the cats. Me: That’s different.
You know what is really funny? Saying this to your husband: Hey hon, did you know there is a bun in the oven? Even when he actually left a hamburger bun in the toaster oven, it was one of those moments I couldn’t let pass me by. I’m just glad this didn’t cause him to […]
We were watching Two and a Half Men and Manly Man points out how the canned laughter annoys him and I point out that I never notice it until someone points it out :annoyed: Manly Man: Sorry, I ruin everything. Me: That is what you should do for a living. Go around the world and […]