More questions

1. What is the ratio of sexy panties to granny panties currently in your possession? Depends what you consider “sexy”? I have a lot of victoria’s secret but most of those are cute cotton ones like boy shorts and stuff. I have a few lacy […]

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Why men are happier?

I am going to bold the ones that don’t fit my boyfriend for the fun of it. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never […]

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Timing is everything

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe.He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing hesees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on theside table. And, next to them, a single red rose. […]

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Google made a funny

Go go google.com and enter each of the search items…then press “I’m feeling lucky” button. 1) miserable failure 2) ignorant bigots That’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

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Darwin Awards

Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger […]

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