Archive For The “Too Funny” Category
Just want to send you off on your weekend on a humorous note, this is an old one that finally showed up on youtube.
Must clarify that this came about because we were watching The Big Bang Theory and I must also note I’ve never watched a single episode of Star Trek other than the animated episode that Gwen forced me to watch. Him: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is? Me: Of course I do. Him: Well? [...]
We were watching the show Life on the Discovery Channel (btw if you haven’t seen the show it’s a must see) and there were these huge bees who fight other male bees over one female until death. There are also these birds, the males, who build a house for the chick (see what I did [...]
It’s time to take a stand. ps. I got an awesome package in the mail from my Wishlist but I do not recognize the name on it, if it is you please step forward.
aka Reasons To Follow My Husband On Twitter. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a kid with a flaming marshmallow on a stick is going fucking hurt me for sure. Teach kids to share by giving one a box of broken glass and the other a box of BandAids. When a child complains [...]
I have been using Google Voice, which btw has been very helpful. I hate checking voicemail and this helps so I can check the messages online and they send me a text of the transcription. However, it doesn’t always work. Here is a message I got from my mom, which was telling me she was [...]
hismuse if i suddenly develop a case of xmas spirit does that mean i get tomorrow off? #xmas bubblewench @hismuse If you suddenly develop Xmas spirit, I’m calling in the Exorcist team. Have a great whatever you celebrate and keep warm!
Something Gwen loves to say is “this makes me happy…in my pants” because she’s mature like that. One day we decided it was entirely possible to be sad…in your pants. Then we started to use this all the time. Then it turned into just having “sad pants.” Then we laughed, a lot. Still, when I [...]
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