Archive For The “Too Funny” Category
Just for shits and giggles go and favorite my reply to him if you can, you can see the post here. Don’t acknowledge him, he’s not worth it, I just thought my reply was pretty awesome.
On my way into the house yesterday after seeing my husband’s band perform live at a nearby bar Pilot showed up ready to go in for the day. As Pilot came trotting up to me I saw he was really dirty, as he often is when he plays outside. As we were walking in I […]
I got this as a forward but I don’t forward emails to the majority of my friends, I tweet them or put it on Facebook so the easiest way to share this was to do a blog post. I don’t understand iPhones and I really don’t understand autocorrect. Can’t people just turn autocorrect off?
I’ve decided officially (as officially as anything can be online) that Max Blum (from Happy Endings) is my spirit animal. Why? Well, I’ll tell you. He’s distracted. He’s inappropriate. He’s got water weight. He’s messy. He’s offensive. And there you have it.
Me: Honey, would you say every kiss really begin with Kay? Him: Usually it begins with Budweiser.
Me: You can suck it. Him: Really? So I can blow you and suck it? Me: Exactly! Him: I’m not aÂ reversibleÂ wet vac.