Archive For The “Too Funny” Category

Tumblr – You Amuse Me

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Douche on the Loose

Just for shits and giggles go and favorite my reply to him if you can, you can see the post here. Don’t acknowledge him, he’s not worth it, I just thought my reply was pretty awesome.

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The Accidental Dial

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On my way into the house yesterday after seeing my husband’s band perform live at a nearby bar Pilot showed up ready to go in for the day. As Pilot came trotting up to me I saw he was really dirty, as he often is when he plays outside. As we were walking in I […]

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When Texting Goes Wrong

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I got this as a forward but I don’t forward emails to the majority of my friends, I tweet them or put it on Facebook so the easiest way to share this was to do a blog post. I don’t understand iPhones and I really don’t understand autocorrect. Can’t people just turn autocorrect off?

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Meet My Spirit Animal

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I’ve decided officially (as officially as anything can be online) that Max Blum (from Happy Endings) is my spirit animal. Why? Well, I’ll tell you. He’s distracted. He’s inappropriate. He’s got water weight. He’s messy. He’s offensive. And there you have it.

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Hallmark It’s Not

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Every Kiss Begins With Beer

Me: Honey, would you say every kiss really begin with Kay? Him: Usually it begins with Budweiser.

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Suck It

Me: You can suck it. Him: Really? So I can blow you and suck it? Me: Exactly! Him: I’m not a reversible wet vac.

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My Weapon of Choice

I think this speaks for itself, I swear I didn’t set this up.

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Cats > Dogs

And for further enjoyment here is the translation.

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