Archive For The “Quotes” Category

What Gwen Is In Store For

Another helpful list for Hurricane Gwen. Everywhere we go we’ll both be pointing to things like food or objects and saying “have you seen/heard of this before?” “what about this?” Being included in our in-depth conversations with the cats. The joy that is Boston drivers. Giggles everytime she says “garage”. However most people we know […]

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Survival Salesmen

My friends who have kids don’t make very good salesmen. They’re like, ‘Oh, you learn all this great stuff, like how to survive on two hours’ sleep.’ If I want to learn I’ll just become a political prisoner or something. ~ Cathryn Michon Originally uploaded by .robin accidentally.

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When You’re In Love

When you’re in love, you put up with things that, when you’re out of love you cite. ~ Judith Martin

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Life Has Strains

Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn’t be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he’s the person I was straining with. ~ Patricia Arquette

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life begins at forty

Life begins at forty–but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times. ~ Helen Rowland {attention: private post up, please login.}

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thanksgiving

What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~ Erma Bombeck

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Safekeeping

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong […]

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Let’s Be Honest

Let’s be honest, there’s not a man in this world who couldn’t be replaced by a winning lotto ticket and a Water Pik. ~ Monique Marvez

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Grown-Ups

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Optimism Asylum

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. ~ Havelock Ellis

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