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My friends who have kids don’t make very good salesmen. They’re like, ‘Oh, you learn all this great stuff, like how to survive on two hours’ sleep.’ If I want to learn I’ll just become a political prisoner or something. ~ Cathryn Michon Originally uploaded by .robin accidentally.
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When you’re in love, you put up with things that, when you’re out of love you cite. ~ Judith Martin
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Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn’t be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he’s the person I was straining with. ~ Patricia Arquette
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Life begins at forty–but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times. ~ Helen Rowland {attention: private post up, please login.}
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What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~ Erma Bombeck
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Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong [...]
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Let’s be honest, there’s not a man in this world who couldn’t be replaced by a winning lotto ticket and a Water Pik. ~ Monique Marvez
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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery



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