Dear Walker Family



I wrote this a while back but I think it still needs to be said.

After watching all 5 seasons of your family I have a few suggestions that might help you all out a little.

  • With all the problematic pregnancies maybe the world is trying to tell you something. Don’t get me wrong, the men in your family are top notch.
  • I’ve never seen a family with so many secrets maybe you should try, I don’t know, just being honest. I mean, has all of your secrets done any of you any good? I’ve never seen so many people live so long with so many secrets, I don’t know how you do it.
  • I’m thinking maybe William Walker had a sex addiction because seriously, he put in a LOT off effort just to get laid. Also, does he know of a little thing called a condom?
  • With all the tragedies that happen regularly maybe you guys should leave the house a lot less, it might be better for everyone.
  • Richard and Kitty: with a heart attack and then cancer, maybe you guys should have taken a year off from politics.
  • Ok ok, Holly is growing on me slowly but the way she talks still makes me want to hurt her sometimes.
  • I realize that even though Justin and Rebecca are not actually related it was still creepy them ending up together.


  1. Anonymous

    October 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    I think Kevin and Scotty had the most functional relationship on the show

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