I admit I was warned but ignored it. People preached that Glee would turn you gay and I really didn’t believe them. I was like, I’m pretty damn straight (except for a few times in my twenties) and I’m married, there is no way Glee would turn me gay.
Well I was watching the episode last night and it was the prom episode, I thought it was harmless. Then there were these intense scenes between Kurt (very out gay character) and Karofsky (very closeted gay bully character). Oh and you should know I now ship Kurtofsky. Ahem. Then Kurt got prom QUEEN! Suddenly I had this overwhelming urge to french kiss a woman.
Unfortunately, all I had around me was my husband and my 2 cats. I had no women around me, what was a brand new lesbian to do? I tried to watch The L Word but that just wasn’t enough, not even Katherine Moennig could quell my desires. I decided the only thing I could do was dress Manly Man up as a women, although the beard made this pretty difficult.
So I don’t know what to do now. Do I need to move to P-Town? Will these feelings fade over-time? If I watch a show about goats will I have a desire for goats? I’m very distraught and confused. I figure, I’ll just contact the Christian Right and I’m sure they can help me out. That, or I’ll just call Ellen and Portia.
Glee Turned Me Gay was posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:50 am in I'm Just Sayin and. It was last modified on July 6, 2011 at 8:21 am. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your site.