You May Now Have Your First Exchange of Saliva
Do you remember your very first kiss? Do you remember how awkward and uncomfortable it was? Maybe it took forever to happen or maybe it was just really bad. Maybe he kisses will all tongue or maybe she has a mouth full of braces.
Now, can you imagine that moment in front of all your family and friends? Everyone is staring at you in your wedding gown and he’s in his tux and here you are having your first lip lock. I don’t know about you but that sounds like what nightmares are made of.
Well, I keep hearing on television about how some couples are not only waiting to have sex before marriage but also waiting to have their first kiss. When they show their first kiss it makes me cringe as it’s 100x worse than my first kiss and I think we both had braces too! Whatâ€™s the next step? Arranged marriages so they donâ€™t even meet until their wedding day?
I feel like I’m in this weird zone in this strange world. Right now it seems there are either kids waiting for marriage for their first kiss or there are kids getting knocked up left and right at age 15. Am I strange for just being somewhere in the middle? What happened to kids just waiting until it felt right and until they were ready?
Fuck, does that make me a prude?