What is all that commotion? Can you people be quiet? I’m trying to sleep here. Fuck. You humans make so much damn noise. Do you see me stomping around and yelping like you guys? Well ok, only when I know you have food I want but that’s normal. If I ever have food you want you can totally make all the noise you want and I’ll share…maybe…probably not.

Oooh! Was that the sound of a can opening? OMG OMG OMG! Daddy daddy please! Please! PLEAAAAASE!!! I swear I’ll be nice. Meow! Meow! Meow! Look at how cute I am, you know you want to give me some. Oooooooooh! TUNA JUICE! *slurp*

That tuna juice made me tired. Time for a nap.

2 hours later…

Oooh yay! Time to play outside! Outside!!! Man, I’m totally tired already. I think I’ll just take a little nap on the stairs here and I’ll totally go hunt later on.

3 hours later…

I’m hungry now. Let me in the house! Let me in! Dammit fool, let me in or I’ll give you the death stare. See, you don’t like the death stare, move faster next time. No, I don’t want you to pet me, if I wanted you to do that I’d ask. Oh you have treats? Well ok then…

I think I need another nap, being adorable is exhausting.

2 hours later…

Why can’t those big animals with no fur just leave me alone? I get I’m cute but give me a break, I need a lot of beauty sleep to stay this cute. Oh you want to pet me? Ok fine, but just a little. Mmmm…that feels nice. Ok…STOP! Don’t look at me like that, I scratched you because you didn’t adhere to my petting time limit. pfft. I know when I hiss it isn’t pretty but a girl has to get her point across.

Time for another nap…

  • http://www.thecorporatechick.com Alissa

    Oh such a tough life. I wish I was a cat.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Alissa: I know, everyday I tell her she has it really hard and that I feel for her.

  • http://darnedtoheck.blogspot.com/ Grant

    I’m totally identify with the cat.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Grant: I think most people dislike cats because they are jealous of them.

  • http://www.brightestblue.wordpress.com Pauline

    Cats and their tuna juice, I swear! Its like crack!

    Whatever you do, NEVER give them cat milk:
    http://www.purina.com/company/press/2005/FelineFavorites.aspx

    They will scream for it at all hours!! LOL

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