What is all that commotion? Can you people be quiet? Iâ€™m trying to sleep here. Fuck. You humans make so much damn noise. Do you see me stomping around and yelping like you guys? Well ok, only when I know you have food I want but thatâ€™s normal. If I ever have food you want you can totally make all the noise you want and Iâ€™ll shareâ€¦maybeâ€¦probably not.
Oooh! Was that the sound of a can opening? OMG OMG OMG! Daddy daddy please! Please! PLEAAAAASE!!! I swear Iâ€™ll be nice. Meow! Meow! Meow! Look at how cute I am, you know you want to give me some. Oooooooooh! TUNA JUICE! *slurp*
That tuna juice made me tired. Time for a nap.
2 hours laterâ€¦
Oooh yay! Time to play outside! Outside!!! Man, Iâ€™m totally tired already. I think Iâ€™ll just take a little nap on the stairs here and Iâ€™ll totally go hunt later on.
3 hours laterâ€¦
Iâ€™m hungry now. Let me in the house! Let me in! Dammit fool, let me in or Iâ€™ll give you the death stare. See, you donâ€™t like the death stare, move faster next time. No, I donâ€™t want you to pet me, if I wanted you to do that Iâ€™d ask. Oh you have treats? Well ok thenâ€¦
I think I need another nap, being adorable is exhausting.
2 hours laterâ€¦
Why canâ€™t those big animals with no fur just leave me alone? I get Iâ€™m cute but give me a break, I need a lot of beauty sleep to stay this cute. Oh you want to pet me? Ok fine, but just a little. Mmmmâ€¦that feels nice. Okâ€¦STOP! Donâ€™t look at me like that, I scratched you because you didnâ€™t adhere to my petting time limit. pfft. I know when I hiss it isnâ€™t pretty but a girl has to get her point across.
Time for another napâ€¦