A Day in the Life of Aurora

What is all that commotion? Can you people be quiet? I’m trying to sleep here. Fuck. You humans make so much damn noise. Do you see me stomping around and yelping like you guys? Well ok, only when I know you have food I want but that’s normal. If I ever have food you want you can totally make all the noise you want and I’ll share…maybe…probably not.

Oooh! Was that the sound of a can opening? OMG OMG OMG! Daddy daddy please! Please! PLEAAAAASE!!! I swear I’ll be nice. Meow! Meow! Meow! Look at how cute I am, you know you want to give me some. Oooooooooh! TUNA JUICE! *slurp*

That tuna juice made me tired. Time for a nap.

2 hours later…

Oooh yay! Time to play outside! Outside!!! Man, I’m totally tired already. I think I’ll just take a little nap on the stairs here and I’ll totally go hunt later on.

3 hours later…

I’m hungry now. Let me in the house! Let me in! Dammit fool, let me in or I’ll give you the death stare. See, you don’t like the death stare, move faster next time. No, I don’t want you to pet me, if I wanted you to do that I’d ask. Oh you have treats? Well ok then…

I think I need another nap, being adorable is exhausting.

2 hours later…

Why can’t those big animals with no fur just leave me alone? I get I’m cute but give me a break, I need a lot of beauty sleep to stay this cute. Oh you want to pet me? Ok fine, but just a little. Mmmm…that feels nice. Ok…STOP! Don’t look at me like that, I scratched you because you didn’t adhere to my petting time limit. pfft. I know when I hiss it isn’t pretty but a girl has to get her point across.

Time for another nap…


  1. Alissa

    April 21, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Oh such a tough life. I wish I was a cat.

    1. Robin

      April 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm

      @Alissa: I know, everyday I tell her she has it really hard and that I feel for her.

  2. Grant

    April 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    I’m totally identify with the cat.

    1. Robin

      April 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm

      @Grant: I think most people dislike cats because they are jealous of them.

  3. Pauline

    April 23, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Cats and their tuna juice, I swear! Its like crack!

    Whatever you do, NEVER give them cat milk:

    They will scream for it at all hours!! LOL

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