Captain My Captain
Must clarify that this came about because we were watching The Big Bang Theory and I must also note I’ve never watched a single episode of Star Trek other than the animated episode that Gwen forced me to watch.
Him: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is?
Me: Of course I do.
Me: He was in Star Trek and Stand By Me.
Him: Well who did he play in Star Trek?
Him: See! You don’t know!
Me: I do know that the Star Trek he was on had also the guy from Reading Rainbow!
Him: Nice! Who was the Captain?
Me: Ahhh…he’s bald…
Me: Captain Picard!!
Me: I rule!