Manly Man’s Mating Rituals
We were watching the show Life on the Discovery Channel (btw if you havenâ€™t seen the show itâ€™s a must see) and there were these huge bees who fight other male bees over one female until death. There are also these birds, the males, who build a house for the chick (see what I did there) to try to woo her. They fill the little house with berries and flowers and sometimes dung because what lady does like some dung? the
Me: I hate to say it but the bees are showing you up.
Manly Man: Iâ€™m a Bowerbird. I build you a house and decorate it with shiny things. I shake my butt and dance around. Thatâ€™s what I bring to the table.
[image from Discovery.com]