Marriage and Maturity

Tip #1

When spouse gets up to go to the bathroom after you’ve already gone to bed and all the lights are out sneak out of the bedroom to hide in the dark where they can’t see you. Make sure you don’t make a sound, stay perfectly still. When they walk by you make the slightest noise so they think someone is there, in the shadows. If you are lucky, they will scream or even wet themselves. This is funny and to have a successful marriage you must laugh a lot, even if it’s at the other person’s expense.

Keep in mind they may retaliate and you may scream like a little girl when it happens. Don’t listen to what others say, maturity is not necessarily the key to a good marriage.


  1. Alissa

    February 17, 2010 at 9:24 am

    That is the best stuff! We always are pulling pranks on eachother. Maturity is NOT the key to a good marriage for sure!

  2. Grant

    February 17, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Maturity and marriage are two things I’ve successfully avoided.

  3. Jennifer Lynn

    February 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    I would totally get hit in the ‘burglar-response-mode’………WORTH IT.

  4. Pauline

    February 17, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    LOL! My husband once scared me like this once as a prank and I got him back by sneaking into the bathroom when he was in the shower and I screamed bloody murder!

    I think he jumped about ten feet.

  5. submom

    February 17, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    LOL! I cannot do this to my husband though since for sure he will get even. I cannot stand the thought of being scared like this, I will have trouble falling asleep. Then it will be like Nightmares on Elm Street all over again…

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