Marriage and Maturity

Tip #1

When spouse gets up to go to the bathroom after you’ve already gone to bed and all the lights are out sneak out of the bedroom to hide in the dark where they can’t see you. Make sure you don’t make a sound, stay perfectly still. When they walk by you make the slightest noise so they think someone is there, in the shadows. If you are lucky, they will scream or even wet themselves. This is funny and to have a successful marriage you must laugh a lot, even if it’s at the other person’s expense.

Keep in mind they may retaliate and you may scream like a little girl when it happens. Don’t listen to what others say, maturity is not necessarily the key to a good marriage.

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