I don’t take Twitter or Facebook seriously. Sometimes I will rant on there about whatever just happens to annoy me that day. The next day it could be something else. Or you know, I could be in a good mood, you never know.
It’s funny, I had a couple people tell me yesterday I was too negative however more people tend to comment on my ranting/negative statuses than my positive ones. What does that say?
Most of the time the stuff that I rant about I don’t dwell on, it just seems that way because it’s focused down to this one status and the comments that follow. Yeah I made a harmless update about reading “6 Terrifying Things They Don’t Tell You About Childbirth” and that I accidentally saw a placenta. No I am not being negative, I was just mentioning, “hey yall I read this thing and it was kinda fucked up”. I was exagerating.
Yes I every once and a while will rant about how much Twilight sucks, because, yeah it sucks. I mean quite honestly I find it hard to believe anyone, even those who’ve read it, can claim the writing or storyline is actually good. Not that I mind, I mean I don’t always read top-notch books and I certainly have tv programs that are not the best quality. People make fun of shit I like all the fucking time, get over it.
I figure, what is a better place for ranting about stupid things and saying random crap that comes to your mind? Twitter and Facebook seem ideal for that, since within minutes whatever you said gets lost in the line of all the brand spakin new status messages.
Honestly I am trying to just goof around, poke fun at people occasionally and try to not put the stapler to my head while stuck in this cubicle. So please, I beg you, take everything I do online with a grain of salt. Keep in mind I am 40% sarcasm, 30% cynicism and 30% truth. Now, can we just all loosen up a little?
And with this I leave you my motto (I didn’t write it but I stand by it)
Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
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