I know I keep talking about Cracked and nobody cares but luckily I don’t really care that nobody cares.
So I read here that a woman fell from a burning plane 33,000 feet and survived. They said that it means she consciously fell for 3 fucking minutes. What the fuck goes through your head when you are falling (without a parachute) for 3 minutes?
I’d probably think about how I won’t get to see anymore Kevin Spacey movies and how sad that would be. I’d wonder what would happen to my blogs. I’d wonder if there was Twitter wherever I was going. I’d wonder if they’d continue making Sex and the City movies when the women have walkers and dentures. I’d hope that Pilot and Aurora do I’d hope that whomever Manly Man ends up with next doesn’t have nearly as awesome boobs as mine.