33,000 Feet

I know I keep talking about Cracked and nobody cares but luckily I don’t really care that nobody cares.

So I read here that a woman fell from a burning plane 33,000 feet and survived. They said that it means she consciously fell for 3 fucking minutes. What the fuck goes through your head when you are falling (without a parachute) for 3 minutes?

I’d probably think about how I won’t get to see anymore Kevin Spacey movies and how sad that would be. I’d wonder what would happen to my blogs. I’d wonder if there was Twitter wherever I was going. I’d wonder if they’d continue making Sex and the City movies when the women have walkers and dentures. I’d hope that Pilot and Aurora do I’d hope that whomever Manly Man ends up with next doesn’t have nearly as awesome boobs as mine.

4 Comments

  1. Grant

    November 11, 2009 at 10:11 am

    That would only occupy about a minute of my time, especially since I don’t have to worry about the boobs thing. Then I’d get impatient and bored and would just be ready for it to be over.

  2. Avitable

    November 11, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I like Cracked but I never check them out. That’s pretty crazy that she survived. Wow.

  3. Barb

    November 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    What went through her head? I wonder if she shit her pants!

  4. submom

    November 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    It would be very interesting to learn what she was thinking in those 3 minutes. Also, did she need therapy? I would have needed it… But I probably need it now.

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