What I Learned From Cracked
Yes, I said Cracked, not crack. Pay attention.
- The movie Rudy was total crap and the guy himself was kinda pathetic.
- The original ending for I Am Legend wasway more interesting, stupid Hollywood fucking everything up.
- The guy from Good Morning Vietnam is actually a Republican.
- Both the guy from Pursuit of Happiness and A Beautiful Mind were kind of shitheads actually.
- A dude who was really fucking bitter after his wife left him with his kids decided to setup a bunch of hidden guns in the house to go off such as when you open a closet door. This was his way of getting back at his family. Too bad he accidentally shot himself in the head.
- There are several serious serial killers who are free right now, one of them is a celebrity in Japan.
- Back To The Future has so many holes in the plot it could be Swiss cheese and I remember thinking some of these when I first saw it.
- The story behind the show Alf is far more entertaining than the actual show.
- A guy actually tested out clothing he made that he thought would work as a parachute-type deal and thought testing it out by jumping off the Eiffel Tower was the best option.