What I Learned From Cracked

Yes, I said Cracked, not crack. Pay attention.

  1. The movie Rudy was total crap and the guy himself was kinda pathetic.
  2. The original ending for I Am Legend wasway more interesting, stupid Hollywood fucking everything up.
  3. The guy from Good Morning Vietnam is actually a Republican.
  4. Both the guy from Pursuit of Happiness and A Beautiful Mind were kind of shitheads actually.
  5. A dude who was really fucking bitter after his wife left him with his kids decided to setup a bunch of hidden guns in the house to go off such as when you open a closet door. This was his way of getting back at his family. Too bad he accidentally shot himself in the head.
  6. There are several serious serial killers who are free right now, one of them is a celebrity in Japan.
  7. Back To The Future has so many holes in the plot it could be Swiss cheese and I remember thinking some of these when I first saw it.
  8. The story behind the show Alf is far more entertaining than the actual show.
  9. A guy actually tested out clothing he made that he thought would work as a parachute-type deal and thought testing it out by jumping off the Eiffel Tower was the best option.


  1. B

    November 10, 2009 at 9:54 am

    I couldn’ve told you about the serial killer one! lol

    1. Robin

      November 10, 2009 at 9:58 am

      @B, I am. truly. shocked.


  2. Barb

    November 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    I learned about things in sci-fi that resemble penises, and celebs who are actually pretty frickin’ smart, like with PhDs and shit! I also learned that as great as the site is, I could spend an entire day doing nothing but reading it. :jig:

    1. Robin

      November 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

      @Barb, the last one is what i really learned above everything.

  3. a frequent commentator here

    November 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    The serial killers… I don’t know what to say. I know the Japanese to be crazy and fame/celebrity obsessed, but this? I am sitting here, wondering about the victim’s families. I would have made it my one mission to avenge my loved ones and see justice done. Just sayin. I am being ANON ’cause I am worried the crazy SOB may actually read this and track me down…

    1. Robin

      November 11, 2009 at 8:36 am

      @a frequent commentator here, you are too funny but i don’t really blame you, you never know.

  4. submom

    November 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    DAMN YOU! I don’t need any more distraction at work! :pissed: From the post (#9) I saw that I was not alone in thinking that Into The Wild kid was a selfish spoiled kid.

    1. Robin

      November 11, 2009 at 8:36 am

      @submom, oh i remember thinking that when i read the book, that this kid was just an idiot, plain and simple.

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