Wildebeests and Bibles

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? Not consciously.

Are you gay? As in happy? Not really at the moment, no need to rub it in.

How many fillings do you have? In what?

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? I prefer only to lick stuff that can lick me back.

Have you ever read the Bible? Sadly it isn’t on the book club list :dunno:

Have you ever hugged a tree? Only when it’s really really nice to me.

Are you a wildbeast? Wait, a wild beast or a wildebeest? Either way, yes.

Have you ever taken a bong hit? Only when I had no more meth leftover.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? It’s only 8am, it’s entirely possible

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Not yet but there is always tomorrow.

Are you an adult? As my husband always says “I’m only as adult as I have to be in any given moment.”

Do you think OJ was guilty? Not guilty, just tangy and great with seltzer.

Ever been hit on at a zoo? Wait, are you telling me the animals hit on people? Damn, I feel totally left out now.

What sign are you? Yield?

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