When Avitable Crosses The Line
Avitable has gone too far this time. He’s said things and made claims that he can’t take back. I’m not sure I can ever read his blog again, this time it’s just not funny.
On Friday he had a post about the hottest female cartoon characters. He included Marge, Wilma and even Lois Griffin. I mean seriously, you missed some of the hottest female cartoons ever. I believe you intentionally didn’t include the shorter girls with glasses, that’s racism or bigotry or something. I think we all know that the girls with the glasses are the dirtiest of them all.
Female cartoon characters you forgot were:
Velma (Scooby Doo)
She may dress a little frumpy but she definitely has a killer rack. She’s also really smart so she probably knows some crazy shit in the bedroom and can probably do your taxes.
Meg (Family Guy)
Yeah she’s kind of a loser and everyone makes fun of her but that means she’ll probably try that much harder in the bedroom. Plus, she obviously has daddy issues.
She’ll keep you on your toes and she’ll mock you, if you like that sort of thing then you will love her. Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s into at least some mild S&M.
I feel much better now having stood up for nerdy cartoon chicks everywhere. Take that Avitable :avi:
And if you missed it, here is our show on Halloween last night.