Avitable has gone too far this time. He’s said things and made claims that he can’t take back. I’m not sure I can ever read his blog again, this time it’s just not funny.

On Friday he had a post about the hottest female cartoon characters. He included Marge, Wilma and even Lois Griffin. I mean seriously, you missed some of the hottest female cartoons ever. I believe you intentionally didn’t include the shorter girls with glasses, that’s racism or bigotry or something. I think we all know that the girls with the glasses are the dirtiest of them all.

Female cartoon characters you forgot were:

Velma (Scooby Doo)


She may dress a little frumpy but she definitely has a killer rack. She’s also really smart so she probably knows some crazy shit in the bedroom and can probably do your taxes.

Meg (Family Guy)


Yeah she’s kind of a loser and everyone makes fun of her but that means she’ll probably try that much harder in the bedroom. Plus, she obviously has daddy issues.

Daria (Daria)


She’ll keep you on your toes and she’ll mock you, if you like that sort of thing then you will love her. Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s into at least some mild S&M.

I feel much better now having stood up for nerdy cartoon chicks everywhere. Take that Avitable :avi:


And if you missed it, here is our show on Halloween last night.

  • http://whall.org/blog whall


    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @whall, Satan? :devil:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    That art of Velma you posted does look pretty appealing . . . if only she had red hair!

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Avitable, well it’s kinda red, it’s auburn definitely.

  • http://whall.org/blog whall

    WWSD = What Would Scooby Do?

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @whall, doh! :twitchy:

  • http://www.mywildlifeswords.com Jennifer Lynn

    Go Velma…..wow. Still, I am incapable of looking at cartoons as sex symbols. I just think of the smurfs. Bet he forgot about Smurfette.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Jennifer Lynn, maybe you just need to think of male cartoons.

  • http://darnedtoheck.blogspot.com/ Grant

    Daria was too bitter for me, but Velma was hot. I like brainy over bimbo. I always wondered how She-Hulk would be in bed. It would be the best way to get a crushed pelvis.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Grant, but bitter is hot, isn’t it? if not then i need another strategy.

  • http://dreaminginthedark.org B

    Hello?! What about She-Ra, Princess of Power?

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @B, way too muscular for my taste.

  • http://bloggochicago.com Barb

    I just read Avitable’s post. Are you sure he didn’t write this: http://imgur.com/JfhJD under the pseudonym “Alan”?

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Barb, i wouldn’t be surprised.

  • http://www.brightestblue.wordpress.com Hannah

    I used to think Posey from the cartoon “Mission Hill” was really cute. Damn I miss that show!

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Hannah, must be a Canadian thing.

  • http://www.mistywagner.blogspot.com misty

    This was fantastic! Thanks for the laugh… Daria rocks, i miss her…

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @misty, I miss her too, thanks for stopping by. I will actually be doing a review on the movie tomorrow :crazy:

  • http://www.mistywagner.blogspot.com misty

    i look forward to reading it… :)

  • http://www.secretinnerlife.com submom

    Va va voom! My vote is for Daria. As always.

  • http://www.kapgar.com kapgar

    That’s one smokin’ hot Velma.

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