Information on Boston and the surrounding area:
There’s no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street.
If they’re named after poets, you’re in Wellesley.
Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie.
The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie.
The North End is east of the former West End. The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named
Rappaport got rid of them one night.
Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica Plain is J.P.
Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don’t. If it is fizzy and flavored, it’s tonic.
Soda is CLUB SODA.
“Pop” is Dad.
When we want Tonic WATER, we will ask for Tonic WATER.
The smallest beer is a pint.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
If you paid more than $6/pound, you got scrod.
It’s not a water fountain; it’s a bubblah.
It’s not a trashcan; it’s a barrel.
It’s not a shopping cart; it’s a carriage.
It’s not a purse; it’s a pockabook.
They’re not franks; they’re haht dahgs. Franks are money in France.
Police don’t drive patrol units or black and whites they drive a “crooza”.
If you take the bus, your on the “looza crooza”.
It’s not a rubber band, it’s an elastic.
It’s not a traffic circle, it’s a rotary.
“Going to the islands” means Martha’s Vineyard & Nantucket.
If something’s good, it’s “****a” (I’m not even sure but I think this is “hella”). If something’s
really good, it’s “wicked ****a”.
The Pat’s = The Patriots
The Sox = The Red Sox
The C’s = The Celtics
The B’s = The Bruins
Things not to do:
Don’t pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd … they’ll tow it to Meffa (Medford) or Slumaville (Somerville).
Don’t sleep in the Common. (Boston Common)
Don’t wear Orange in Southie on St. Patrick’s Day.
The colored lights on top the old Hancock tell the weatha’:
“Solid blue, clear view….”
“Flashing blue, clouds due….”
“Solid red, rain ahead….”
“Flashing red, snow instead….” – (except in summer; flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out)
Route 128 is also I-95 south. It’s also I-93 north. I hate to admit it took me forever to really get this.
The underground train is not a subway. It’s the “T”, and it doesn’t run all night (fah chrysakes, this ain’t Noo Yawk).
Order the “cold tea” in China Town after 2:00 am you’ll get a kettle full of beer.
Bostonians think that it’s their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.
Bostonians think that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R’s).
Bostonians…think that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.
Bostonians…refer to six inches of snow as a “dusting.”
Bostonians…always “bang a left” as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
Bostonians…say everything in town is “a five-minute walk.” (pronounced “wok”)
Bostonians…believe that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
Bostonians…think that 63-degree ocean water is warm.
Bostonians…think Rhode Island accents are annoying.
It’s a rotary not a round about
A packy is a liquor store
Jimmies are the chocolate bits you put on ice cream
If they are different colors they are sprinkles
How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:
Worcester: Wuhsta (or Wistah)
Dedham: Dedim (like denim)
So…you ready Gwen?