Vomit Free Since 2002

Yeah I stole this idea from How I Met Your Mother, bite me. Also, it doesn’t rhyme like it did when he said vomit free since 93.

I hate throwing up. I know everyone hates it but I am like petrified of it. When I am sick to my stomach I don’t vomit to feel better, I would rather suffer. I won’t tell you what happened when I had the flu once and avoided throwing up.

ps. You can’t avoid throwing up, when it’s going to happen it happens.

But seriously, it’s been almost 8 years since the last time I threw up and I’m extremely proud of this. I haven’t been drunk enough since then, it just hasn’t happened.

The last time I got sick was my 24th birthday. We all went out to Boston to see Janeane Garofalo stand up and then go dancing. I drank way too much, kissed a random stranger and then threw up the rest of the night. I have not done it since.

Of course, now that I’ve said this I’m sure I’ll hurl right after I hit publish.


  1. Amanda

    October 5, 2009 at 9:03 am

    I don’t like to vomit (obviously) but I don’t hate it like most people do.

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:18 am

      @Amanda, of course :jig:

  2. metalmom

    October 5, 2009 at 9:06 am

    I did it on the college visit…in Hubs’ JAG! He coulda killed me, but I was busy dying all by myself!

    Throwing up is the worst…especially when you feel like you are being turned inside out! :yuck: :omg:

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:19 am

      @metalmom, :help: :crazy:

  3. Bluepaintred

    October 5, 2009 at 10:12 am

    The last time I vomited was when I had pnemonia – no spell check on the itouch so I guessed – I was coughing so hard I threw up.

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:19 am

      @Bluepaintred, :twitchy:

  4. Grant

    October 5, 2009 at 10:22 am

    I don’t fear vomiting as much now that I’ve endured a year+ of shart attacks.

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:19 am

      @Grant, now THAT is no fun.

  5. Tori

    October 5, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I threw up yesterday… :yuck:

  6. Hannah

    October 5, 2009 at 10:51 am

    Oh man! I hate throwing up as well. Last time I was that sick was when some doctor put me on the wrong antibiotics and I couldn’t stop barfing!
    It was terrible!

    I can’t even watch people fake throwing up in movies. :yuck:

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:20 am

      @Hannah, neither can i, i scream if someone throws up even on tv. i have a phobia or something.

  7. Barb

    October 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    I’d much rather throw up because I’m sick than because I’m hungover. Maybe that doesn’t sound right…but it’s true.

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:21 am

      @Barb, that makes sense actually.

  8. submom

    October 5, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Oh dear. My tough 11 yo absolutely hates throwing up too. I’m the other way: if I know I can’t keep something down, it definitely feels better to “just get it over with” if you know what I mean… Not sure whether I should tell you this, but Reason #258 NOT to have kids… Just sayin… I lost 15 lbs. in the first two weeks of pregnancy…

    1. Robin

      October 6, 2009 at 9:21 am

      @submom, and the kids projectile vomiting too. my boy Pilot throws up all the time, I gag everytime.

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