Vomit Free Since 2002
Yeah I stole this idea from How I Met Your Mother, bite me. Also, it doesn’t rhyme like it did when he said vomit free since 93.
I hate throwing up. I know everyone hates it but I am like petrified of it. When I am sick to my stomach I don’t vomit to feel better, I would rather suffer. I won’t tell you what happened when I had the flu once and avoided throwing up.
ps. You can’t avoid throwing up, when it’s going to happen it happens.
But seriously, it’s been almost 8 years since the last time I threw up and I’m extremely proud of this. I haven’t been drunk enough since then, it just hasn’t happened.
The last time I got sick was my 24th birthday. We all went out to Boston to see Janeane Garofalo stand up and then go dancing. I drank way too much, kissed a random stranger and then threw up the rest of the night. I have not done it since.
Of course, now that I’ve said this I’m sure I’ll hurl right after I hit publish.