Where’s My Taily Toy, Bitch

A typical conversation with Manly Man on instant messanger:
Him: where is the damn cat toy?
Me: what toy?
Him: They asked me about it, the taily thing, on a stick
Me: who asked you?
Him: the cats
Me: :confused:
Him: what? they were like “where’s my taily toy bitch?”
Me: the cats were asking you where their toy was?
Him: It could happen…


  • http://WebsiteURL Your Name

    You should encourage the bald spot. Bald cats may equal fewer allergies.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Your Name, what happened to your name?

  • http://www.brightestblue.wordpress.com Hannah

    Cats can be pretty demanding. LOL.
    I hope the bald spot is nothing serious. Pilot may just have a skin infection.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Hannah, he’s going to the vet today.

  • http://bloggochicago.com Barb

    Ha! Demanding cats. Who’da thunk it? ;-)

    I don’t see a picture here, but I’m guessing it’s the one you showed me yesterday. I doubt it’s anything serious like ringworm (I hope I didn’t scare you with those links, btw). It’s probably just allergies. That would be truly ironic.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Barb, i’m having issues with the program i am using to post with, of course. him allergic to me? i think that is irony, maybe that should have been in the song.

  • http://www.kill-the-body.blogspot.com Gwen

    Well it could happen…

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @Gwen, knowing Manly Man, it probably did.

  • http://www.secretinnerlife.com submom

    LOL at the thought that the kitties will call someone a “bitch”. But of course, eh?

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @submom, i can tell by the look on Aurora’s face most of the time that this is definitely what she’s calling me, or something along those lines.

  • http://bloggochicago.com barb

    Ours are apparently allergic to us. *shrug* Seriously, ours have allergies like ours, you know, weeds, molds, pollen, etc. 1/4 tablet of Zyrtec does the trick — but don’t try that unless the vet says to.

    • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

      @barb, so strange. i heard that giving a cat a little bit of benadryl makes them really relaxed, i’m so tempted to try that with Aurora.

  • http://bloggochicago.com Barb

    I’d ask the vet first just to be sure, and to find out how much to give her.