Where’s My Taily Toy, Bitch
A typical conversation with Manly Man on instant messanger:
Him: where is the damn cat toy?
Me: what toy?
Him: They asked me about it, the taily thing, on a stick
Me: who asked you?
Him: the cats
Him: what? they were like “where’s my taily toy bitch?”
Me: the cats were asking you where their toy was?
Him: It could happen…