Life Without Twitter

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to share what transpired yesterday when Twitter went down.

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9:36 Hmmm…this is weird…nobody has updated in a while…they must have lives or something.

10:15 It’s been a really long time, usually someone has posted something. At least @aplusk.

10:45 Is this a conspiracy? Is twitter ignoring me?

10:49 I think twitter is down because I know twitter loves me, he’s just having problems right now. I can be patient and wait until he comes back.

10:53 TWITTER!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?????

12:05 How am I supposed to eat lunch with witty conversations?

12:35 Ok twitter is back but I can’t twitter, which is obviously what is most important when it comes to tweeting!

12:37 Crap! Gwen posted a tweet but I. Can’t. Reply! What do I do now? How do I let her know I’m ok? She must know I’m in danger and has sent for help.

1:55 No help, Gwen doesn’t care and neither does Twitter. I have never felt so unloved in my whole life. Is this it for me? Is there life after twitter?

2:14 I want to get a milkshake but there is nobody to stop me, I blame twitter…and Gwen.

3:06 Oh well, might as well get some work done. Oh wait, Solitaire!

5 Comments

  1. Avitable

    August 7, 2009 at 8:07 am

    It’s like reading your deepest thoughts!

  2. B

    August 7, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Normally I wouldn’t have cared but my favorite shows were doing contests all day via Twitter and that caused sheer panic for me! lol

  3. whall

    August 7, 2009 at 9:57 am

    It was a bit unsettling, having to live with my own thoughts without sharing them.

  4. ed

    August 7, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    i still can’t twitter from sms. its still wonky on the web too

  5. Gwen

    August 8, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    I accept the blame. If I can’t be good at sending help or caring, I’ll be the best damned scape-goat ever!

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