Life Without Twitter
We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to share what transpired yesterday when Twitter went down.
9:36 Hmmm…this is weird…nobody has updated in a while…they must have lives or something.
10:15 It’s been a really long time, usually someone has posted something. At least @aplusk.
10:45 Is this a conspiracy? Is twitter ignoring me?
10:49 I think twitter is down because I know twitter loves me, he’s just having problems right now. I can be patient and wait until he comes back.
10:53 TWITTER!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?????
12:05 How am I supposed to eat lunch with witty conversations?
12:35 Ok twitter is back but I can’t twitter, which is obviously what is most important when it comes to tweeting!
12:37 Crap! Gwen posted a tweet but I. Can’t. Reply! What do I do now? How do I let her know I’m ok? She must know I’m in danger and has sent for help.
1:55 No help, Gwen doesn’t care and neither does Twitter. I have never felt so unloved in my whole life. Is this it for me? Is there life after twitter?
2:14 I want to get a milkshake but there is nobody to stop me, I blame twitter…and Gwen.
3:06 Oh well, might as well get some work done. Oh wait, Solitaire!