While The Cat’s Away
…the mice will starve and die…or rather I may with Manly Man gone for the next week or so. He’s flying to Florida to pick up a car his aunt is giving him and then he’s driving back. While he’s gone I have to fend for myself.
Me: What will I do without you?
Him: You survived for years before me.
Me: Uhm, no, I really didn’t.
Him: Yeah I didn’t want to say anything.
Things he does around the house:
Sweeps the floors, does the dishes, grocery shopping, takes out the trash, cooks, repairs stuff, hangs stuff, protects me from monsters, feeds the cats, makes me laugh, gropes me, tells me I’m beautitful and remembers to turn stuff off like the oven.
Things I do around the house:
Wear low cut shirts.
Suffice to say, I figure I’ll last 3 days tops, 4 if I have some House to watch.