Alls I Need is a Bunnyhug and a Hoodsie

| June 15, 2009 | 11 comments

So I wanted to share with everyone some of my weekend before the big slangoff with Gwen on Too Much Pressure, because it was pretty fascinating.

First thing I did when I woke up on Saturday was throw on my bunnyhug and quickly headed out to Timmy’s for a double double. As I turned on the road I hit my blinker because alls I needed was to get pulled over by the statie or even a RC. I had to go to the pogey and I had deked it for weeks now.

I decided to stop at the bubbler because quite honestly it was just too early in the day to get a Texax mickey and also got myself a big hoagie. I topped it all off by satisfying my sweet tooth with a hoodsie with some jimmies on top, yum.

The rest of the day I really just fucked the dog and then I decided I might as well hit the packie/LB to get myself a 30 rack and a two four. I got pretty wasted and when I realized I was drunk I was like no suh! I ended up puking in the barrel outside and was hurting like a bastard for the rest of the weekend.

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  • http://www.brightestblue.wordpress.com Hannah

    I’m thinking this post is going to result in some pretty strange people using some very strange search terms who end up on this site! LOL.

  • http://darnedtoheck.blogspot.com/ Grant

    What is a bunnyhug? Is that a hug from a hot Asian woman? If so, sign me up.

  • http://www.bluepaintred.com bluepaintred

    lol

  • http://www.kill-the-body.blogspot.com Gwen

    LMAO nicely done.

  • http://whall.org/blog whall

    Is this a MAD LIB?

  • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

    @Hannah, yeah i can see that.

  • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

    @Grant, an asian woman in a hooded sweatshirt.

  • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

    @bluepaintred, did i please?

  • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

    @Gwen, so i got the terms right?

  • http://lifeisnotamovie.net Robin

    @whall, it’s like a madlib, except it came directly from my head.

  • http://www.kill-the-body.blogspot.com Gwen

    Everything was right. Only one thing, pogey is typically something you go on not to. But you would have to go get the pogey from the welfare office which could reasonably called the pogey office or perhaps the pogey police.