So I wanted to share with everyone some of my weekend before the big slangoff with Gwen on Too Much Pressure, because it was pretty fascinating.
First thing I did when I woke up on Saturday was throw on my bunnyhug and quickly headed out to Timmy’s for a double double. As I turned on the road I hit my blinker because alls I needed was to get pulled over by the statie or even a RC. I had to go to the pogey and I had deked it for weeks now.
I decided to stop at the bubbler because quite honestly it was just too early in the day to get a Texax mickey and also got myself a big hoagie. I topped it all off by satisfying my sweet tooth with a hoodsie with some jimmies on top, yum.
The rest of the day I really just fucked the dog and then I decided I might as well hit the packie/LB to get myself a 30 rack and a two four. I got pretty wasted and when I realized I was drunk I was like no suh! I ended up puking in the barrel outside and was hurting like a bastard for the rest of the weekend.
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June 15, 2009 at 8:48 am
I’m thinking this post is going to result in some pretty strange people using some very strange search terms who end up on this site! LOL.
Robin Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Hannah, yeah i can see that.
June 15, 2009 at 9:11 am
What is a bunnyhug? Is that a hug from a hot Asian woman? If so, sign me up.
Robin Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Grant, an asian woman in a hooded sweatshirt.
June 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm
lol
Twitter: bluepaintred
Robin Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@bluepaintred, did i please?
June 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm
LMAO nicely done.
Robin Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@Gwen, so i got the terms right?
June 16, 2009 at 2:31 am
Is this a MAD LIB?
Robin Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@whall, it’s like a madlib, except it came directly from my head.
June 18, 2009 at 12:19 am
Everything was right. Only one thing, pogey is typically something you go on not to. But you would have to go get the pogey from the welfare office which could reasonably called the pogey office or perhaps the pogey police.