Did you listen to our show Too Much Pressure from last night? There was a little bit of an error at first (partially my fault partially blogtalkradio’s fault) but the rest was smooth sailing. We’re not too good at audience participation and we feel bad but we both have ADD so we’re doing our best. If you haven’t listened to the show yet check it out here, we’d love to know what you thought.

And now I will share with you what I think would happen if Gwen and I ever met Kevin Spacey.

Gwen and I are in London, how or why we are there is not important but for legal reasons it’s probably best not to get into it.

Gwen: Holy shit!

Robin: What?

Gwen: It’s… (pointing across the street vehemently)

Robin: Fuck, no way!

Gwen: Seriously, what the hell do we do now?

Robin: I don’t know, I thought you’d know what to do!

Gwen: Shit, he’s walking down the street. We’ll lose him!

Robin: Run!

We both start to run across the street in a fury, other people on the street kind of back away nervously. Because of the commotion we have started Kevin turns to see us running towards him and panics. He rightly assumes we’re going to attack him when it reality we’re totally harmless, despite what court documents might say.

So Kevin starts to run and everyone on the sidewalk parts like the sea. Because I’m seriously clumsy I trip over a little yippy dog and scream to Gwen “go on without me!” but I manage to pick myself up and despite my torn up knee I catch back up to Gwen.

Luckily Gwen is much faster than I expected and Kevin fell behind when Gwen startled him yelling “Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker!” and he nearly ran into a pole. I started laughing so hard I nearly lost my concentration but Gwen told me to “shape up or ship out.”

Luckily Kevin decided to end the chase and just confront the crazies.

Kevin: Ok ok, what do you want?

We stop in shock, right in front of him as we are gasping for breath. Kevin is totally in way better shape than us, no surprise. As he’s looking at us in annoyance we both just gape at him like 2 deer in the middle of the road as a car is coming towards us.

Kevin: Are you guys ok?

He looks much less annoyed now and more confused by the 2 women in front of him speechless.

Robin: (whispering to Gwen) Say something.

Gwen: (whispering to Robin) No you.

Kevin: (sighing) Have a nice day ladies.

He smiles and walks away.

Gwen: He is so charming.

Robin: He has a great smile

Or something like that…

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