If I Were…

If I were a direction I’d be… lost
If I were furniture I’d be… old worn in squishy sofa that you fall asleep on
If I were a liquid I’d be… an iced latte
If I were a sin I’d be… I’d like to say lust but probably sloth
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… a garnet
If I were a metal I’d be… silver
If I were a tree I’d be… a cherry blossom tree because they bloom and at least I’d be extra pretty for like one week a year
If I were a fruit I’d be… a marachino cherry
If I were a flower I’d be… a gerber daisy
If I were weather I’d be… a warm spring afternoon with the slightest breeze
If I were a music instrument I’d be… a saxaphone
If I were an element I’d be… water
If I were a color I’d be… dark red
If I were an animal I’d be… a house cat
If I were a sound I’d be… sarcasm (it’s a sound, it is!)
If I were a lyric I’d be… “If only I don’t bend and break,I’ll meet you on the other side, I’ll meet you in the light If only I don’t suffocate, I’ll meet you in the morning when you wake”
If I were a song I’d be… Bend and Break by Keane
If I were a music type I’d be… intense but smooth
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… something fresh
If I were a feeling I’d be…
If I were a book I’d be… The Bell Jar
If I were food I’d be… a really fresh toasted bagel with cream cheese
If I were a city I’d be… Boston because I tend to be complicated but fun and I have my moments when I smell
If I were a taste I’d be… subtle
If I were a scent I’d be… soft
If I were a word I’d be… Fuck
If I were a verb I’d be… chill
If I were an object I’d be… a wind chime (no idea why, first thing that came to mind)
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… comfy flip flops (the teva kind that you don’t even feel are on)
If I were a body part I’d be… must you even ask? :robin:
If I were an facial expression I’d be… a smirk
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Penelope of Pepe le Pew
If I were a movie I’d be… Donnie Darko (dark, quirky and leaves you a little confused but pretty sure you just witnessed something of awesome)
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… incorrect
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… Spring (a real New England spring not a Canada spring)
If I were a sentence I’d be… Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

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