Top 10 Reasons I Know Movies Better Than You
Here are the reasons why I know better than you when it comes to movies.
10. I used to be the Arts & Entertainment editor for my college newspaper and I’m confident that I helped tens of people during my year and a 1/2 reign.
9. I’ve seen American Beauty 5x in the theater, just because it was that awesome.
8. Gwen tells me what to watch.
7. Instead of sex/drug talks growing up my parents talked to me about movies. In fact love was replaced by movies too.
6. I got to see rated R movies growing up, I don’t know why this makes my movie knowledge better but it must.
5. I was able to sit through and understand the movies American Beauty, The Usual Suspects and Memento, however I did not follow Magnolia.
4. I walked out of the movie The Pest because it was that bad and I almost walked out of Dumb and Dumber.
3. I figured out the movie The Sixth Sense on my own within the first 10 minutes.
2. My brain is so full of useless movie trivia that there is no room for much of anything else.
1. I was named after a movie, which means this was engrained in me from birth.
Or maybe this should have been titled Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Movie Geek or Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Movie Snob :eyebrow: