I realize that sitting here in stirrups I’m not really in a position to ask for anything but I feel I really need to say something as my vagina is very important to me.
First, since you a replacement doctor for the doctor I loved who left this practice I want you to know I am trying to give you a fair shot. You do not appear to be as helpful or friendly as my last doctor but sometimes it takes a little time to solidify a relationship.
When I take time off of work to come to the doctors I understand that I am on your time schedule but I would appreciate not having to wait 1 hour plus to be seen. I realize all the pregnant ladies are more important than me but maybe we can leave my uterus out of this.
Just maybe before you decide to violate me in just about the worst possible way it might be nice if you discuss exactly what you are going to do to me. Maybe even run over the options as I can’t help but wonder if the procedure would have been less painful without the shot of anesthesia.
Also, I understand that looking at hoohas all day everyday has to be trying but I assume you get paid pretty well and you chose your profession so maybe you can just try to make our time together a little nicer. Maybe apologize for making me wait a hour or ask me how I’m doing aside from my nether regions.
I appreciate if you can consider any of these things I’ve discussed and I apologize for not shaving my legs.
ps. Also, when you give someone stitches it’s really just common courtesy to write them a vicodin prescription.
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Dear Gynecologist was posted on May 14, 2009 at 8:45 am in I'm Just Sayin and tagged as sincerely. It was last modified on May 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your site.