Matzo and Charoset and Manishevitz Oh My

Jew-ish: I don’t go to temple anymore. I don’t pray. Hell, I married a very non-Jewish boy. However I am going to Passover. Why? Because of Matzo Ball soup, there is nothing like it. If you think Thanksgiving is filling try this soup, the matzo balls are bigger than the palm of my hand.

Title: So I think I have a new domain name for my site, if I can find a way of doing one that I can afford at this point. I must first see if the name is even possible and when I do, if it’s going to work, I will get the word out.

Twittover: This Passover will be the first Passover with Twitter, last year the wedding was getting close and I was a basket case so we didn’t do it. I’ll have to share a little bit of Passover with you. I just hate reading the story, it’s soooooooo long. However I always know when we get to the 10 plagues it’s almost over :bpr:

Afikomen: I wonder if we’ll hide the afikomen, we stopped doing it the year I was 17 and got drunk of Manishevitz wine. I just hope this year my brother isn’t stoned.

Charoset: This is good shit. My mom makes it with apples, Manishevitz, cinnamon I think and walnuts, all mixed up together. Slap some of it on some matza and you’re good to go.

Singing: Every year I tell myself I won’t be guilted into singing the four questions and somehow every year I do it. The one good thing about when my brother was born is I would no longer be the youngest and the youngest always has to sing it. How is that fair? What’s really fucked up is I still remember the words, which are all Hebrew and I have no idea anymore what it means.

Anti-Social: So my company is officially blocking all “social” sites including Facebook, Twitter and Flickr (thanks to the stupid bug), which royally sucks for me because that’s a lot of what I do on my lunch breaks. I am hoping I can still at least use Digsby but it’s possible I won’t be able to, not sure what to do. I can’t live without Twitter, I’m sure of it. I guess now I’ll actually have to do something on my lunch like go outside for walks. I don’t know what else will be effected, stay tuned.

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