Snarky is as Snarky Does
Snarky: I have my snarky moments and once and a while I call people out on shit. It happens to me ALL the time. This does not mean it’s a personal attack against you, I’m just pointing out something about something you said. You made a comment, I had an opinion about that comment, that’s all. I don’t point shit out very often because I don’t usually like to start shit but sometimes it hits a nerve and I decide it is something that needs to be pointed out. (I was going to write a whole post about this but decided against it for now)
Deaf: I’m not sure which is worse, the idea that I’m going deaf or the possibility that I just shut off my brain whenever Manly Man has something to say. I prefer to be deaf, that way it’s not my fault. I figure I can also blame ADD therefore it’s his fault he can’t keep my attention.
Gym: I hate the gym. Not for the reasons you think. I love to workout, I really do actually. I don’t mind my gym even though the equipment is way to old and only 1/2 of the shit works right. What I hate is that I NEVER lose weight from working out. I really do think that is wrong, so wrong. In the elder years of my life (the last 5 years or so) I have only ever lost weight from either stress or cutting out an entire food group. Never ever from actual exercise. That’s why I hate it, it mocks me. So while it makes me feel better to workout I just grow to resent it.
Facebook: You know, Facebook just used to be this place you go to goof around. You never really talked to anybody, it was very similar to Myspace but without all the ads. Now that you can comment on everything including status messages it’s almost better than Twitter. The only thing I like about Twitter better is that you can use it completely with a desktop program, which you can’t with FB. Anyway, here is an example of a day in the life of me on Facebook.
And like that…she’s gone…