Sometimes

Sometimes I just need: a Starbucks Grande Iced Vanilla Latte or I will die.

Sometimes I want: just dance right here and now but then I realize there is no pole.

Sometimes I like to: pretend that Saskatchefuck is only right up north near Montreal even though it’s quite litterally way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes all it takes: is a little flattery :robin:

Sometimes I picture: like I am Punky Brewster all grown up.

Sometimes I wish: I was a millionare and lived on an island…with lots of sheep.

Sometimes I find: porn on the computer and I yell at my husband but then realize it was mine.

Sometimes I take: pictures of my husband for blackmail later such as him peeing on The Burrens 😉

Sometimes I look: 5 years younger but not quite young enough anymore to look underage, sorry.

Sometimes I imagine: that when I am old and need to go into a nursing home it will be like the dorms in college. I’ll have all my favorite people either in the same building or somewhere on the campus. We will sneak in alcohol, play dumbs games until the wee hours of the morning and have meaningless relationships that are entirely about hooking up.

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4 Comments

  1. Hannah

    March 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    That would be cool if nursing homes were like that! By day, they are innocent old people, but by night, they are wild and crazy! LOL

  2. raino

    March 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    sheep..? okay but why sheep in particular.

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