Read My Lips
Is there anything you feel you say over and over again but are still constantly asked? Do you ever think that maybe you’d be better off if you wore a shirt that gave out enough information about you so people would stop asking?
Ever since I got married I can’t believe how many people have asked if I was pregnant. If I say I feel tired or sick to my stomach then I must be pregnant. If I have some news to share obviously it’s the jaw dropping news I am knocked up.
Is it just me or is it kind of rude to ask that? If I were pregnant wouldn’t this information be personal and wouldn’t I want to release said information when the time was right?
I swear, I want to make a shirt that says: No, I am not pregnant and will not be pregnant anytime soon (if ever). If I ever am you will be the first one I tell. I have an IUD you idiot!
What do people always ask you over and over again?
[tags]childfree, pet peeve[/tags]