What keeps you going?
Coffee and sarcasm
Describe each member of your family.
All taller than me, none quite as funny.
Did it snow much when you were a child?
This winter was the first I ever have seen snow, which is odd since I’ve lived here all my life and we’re known for quite a bit of snow. I’m not quite sure how I missed it.
Do you believe that today can be the ‘first day of the rest of your life?’
I believe it could be my last, if so…shit…can’t it wait until the end of this season of Big Love?
Look at your hands. Why are you grateful for them?
Well I don’t know what I’d do with my wedding ring, how would anyone know I was married? Men would be coming onto me all the time I’m sure and I’d have to beat them all with a stick to to keep them away.
If I could trade in my adulthood for a second childhood, I’d…
I’d rather have sex with Carrot Top.
Name five things laying around your computer.
Hello Kitty figurines, a rubber duckie, Blistex, coffee, and KY jelly…just in case.
How would you rate your self image?
I don’t rate my self image, which is why I never tried out for American Idol.