Happiness vs. Sarcasm


I saw an inspiring story on a friend’s Crackbook page, about a guy who chooses to be happy and to look on the bright side of things. Maybe I’m just a little too dark or cynical or maybe pure happiness just makes me vomit in my mouth a little. For me, I choose sarcasm.

  • When I can’t pay the bills and I am this close to living in a van down by the river…I choose porn.
  • When I can’t stand my friends, my husband, my boyfriend, my family or my pets…I choose tequila.
  • When I can’t lose weight and I hate the whole world…I choose a Hostess cupcake.
  • When I realize everything is meaningless except for television and chocolate…I choose sitcoms and a cookie.

I really need to become a motivational speaker.

  1. metalmom

    January 22, 2009 at 11:48 am


    Come on over!! I gots a bottle!! :lmao:

  2. Giggle Pixie

    January 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Sarcasm, tequilla and chocolate? Sounds like a plan!!! :angel:

  3. TJ

    January 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    If cynicism were on a scale of 1 to 10. . . you still wouldn’t be that cynical. Porn, tequila, cupcakes, sitcoms and chocolate? Sounds like a party.

  4. Avitable

    January 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I just thought I’d let you know that your feed hasn’t been working for me – Google Reader hasn’t had any new posts from you in a while.

    I thought it was weird that you hadn’t posted, so I came by and voila!

  5. Grey Street Girl

    January 24, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Porn, tequila, cupcakes, cookies and sitcoms sounds like a pretty cool way to spend life!

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