Sung to the tune of Stevie Wonder’s Isn’t She Lovely.

Isn’t she ugly
Isn’t she hidious
Looking so crappy
Looks like she was hit by a bus
I can’t believe what God has done
Beat her with an ugly stick and run…

This is what he was singing this morning :lmfao:

  • parl

    Stevie had it all wrong.
    Your man is clever beyond words.

  • http://www.greystreetgirl.com Grey Street Girl

    That is hilarious! Too funny. :clap:

  • http://www.indiaroutemap.com India Route Map

    Oh well now i got something to tease my girlfriend with.
    Thanks it would be fun to sing this to her.
    :nana:

  • http://two-fifteen.net/journal H.

    too funny. roscoe does that too. he made up a song about some guy we saw putting the letters up on a sign outside of a restaurant years ago. i wish i could remember it, all i can remember is “oh no! i’m out of E’s! i’ll have to use a backwards 3!”

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    So very wrong lol but so very funny

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Soapy Nethers

    Your man definitely has a gift.

    Our man. I meant our man.

  • http://whall.org/blog whall

    (sung to the tune of My Cherie Amour)

    La la la la la la, La la la la la la
    My uggg-leeah whore, skanky as a skunky day
    My uggg-leeah whore, diseased with hepatitis A
    My uggg-leeah whore, pretty slutty one that I abhorr,
    You’re the only one I open my wallet for,
    How I wish that you were free.

  • http://thedutchfiles.com DutchBitch

    He bettah not be singing that about you!!! Want my stiletto’s to kick him? LOL

  • http://feedproxy.google.com/CaffeineAndCabernetcom Giggle Pixie

    OMG, this was hysterical! I love his versions of songs! :clap:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I must clarify, he was NOT singing that to me. He likes to avoid the whip :whip:

  • http://dontwannahearit.com metalmom

    It’s love…true love! :heart:

  • edmcbride

    that is musical genus

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    He’s a genius, and most of them are craaaaazy :crazy:

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