1. You know I like you if: I mock you on a regular basis.

2. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the little people, which would of course be most of you.

3. Take my advice: the red punch is a lot stronger than it seems and don’t kid yourself, you cannot stand up on your own anymore so do not let go of that pole.

4. My ideal breakfast is: anything made for me, either by my husband or at a restaurant.

5. If you visit my hometown: keep in mind just because it’s a really cutesy suburban town does not reflect on myself except if you consider that I am probably the opposite of that.

6. Why won’t people: stop trying to back into spaces when it takes like more than 60 seconds to do?

7. If you spend a night at my house: we’ll let you join in, if you bring your own toys.

8. The world could do without: a lot of things, none of which I need to point out here since I talk about said stuff more than eonough at all other times. Please see the Complaint Dept.

9. Paper clips are more useful than: husbands…most of the time.

10. And by the way: it was me :paperbag:

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  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda

    Oh I hate it when people take so long to back up into a spot. If you’re that bad at it, it’s so much faster just to pull in and back out normally.

  • http://www.taralynnjohnson.com/news.html Tara

    It’s amazing to me how many people can’t parallel park. And they think their cars are 8 feet wider than they actually are.

  • http://www.bltchemistry.com TJ

    could you expand on #7? I’m not sure what joining you for dinner has to do with toys.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    @Amanda – Exactly!
    @Tara – I know, people shouldn’t even be allowed to drive until they can properly parallel park. My dad taught me that when I was learning even though where I live it’s rarely used…he grew up in Manhattan.
    @TJ – If I need to explain it to you then you definitely aren’t ready to join in :whip:

  • http://heathersblog.com Heather B

    I guess the reason why people back in rather then just drive up to it, is that they think it makes their car or them look cooler…

    Ohh damn I should of visited sooner and brought my toys… can’t plan that anymore lol

  • http://feedproxy.google.com/CaffeineAndCabernetcom Giggle Pixie

    I don’t get the whole “backing into that parking space” thing either. My brother does it alot. I think it’s ’cause he thinks he’s cool.

    He’s not. :cool:

  • http://dontwannahearit.com metalmom

    I wish you had told me about the punch BEFORE I gave in and had some! :duh:

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