1. You know I like you if: I mock you on a regular basis.
2. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the little people, which would of course be most of you.
3. Take my advice: the red punch is a lot stronger than it seems and don’t kid yourself, you cannot stand up on your own anymore so do not let go of that pole.
4. My ideal breakfast is: anything made for me, either by my husband or at a restaurant.
5. If you visit my hometown: keep in mind just because it’s a really cutesy suburban town does not reflect on myself except if you consider that I am probably the opposite of that.
6. Why won’t people: stop trying to back into spaces when it takes like more than 60 seconds to do?
7. If you spend a night at my house: we’ll let you join in, if you bring your own toys.
8. The world could do without: a lot of things, none of which I need to point out here since I talk about said stuff more than eonough at all other times. Please see the Complaint Dept.
9. Paper clips are more useful than: husbands…most of the time.
10. And by the way: it was me :paperbag: