1. You know I like you if: I mock you on a regular basis.

2. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the little people, which would of course be most of you.

3. Take my advice: the red punch is a lot stronger than it seems and don’t kid yourself, you cannot stand up on your own anymore so do not let go of that pole.

4. My ideal breakfast is: anything made for me, either by my husband or at a restaurant.

5. If you visit my hometown: keep in mind just because it’s a really cutesy suburban town does not reflect on myself except if you consider that I am probably the opposite of that.

6. Why won’t people: stop trying to back into spaces when it takes like more than 60 seconds to do?

7. If you spend a night at my house: we’ll let you join in, if you bring your own toys.

8. The world could do without: a lot of things, none of which I need to point out here since I talk about said stuff more than eonough at all other times. Please see the Complaint Dept.

9. Paper clips are more useful than: husbands…most of the time.

10. And by the way: it was me :paperbag:


0 Thoughts on “You Know I Like You

  1. Oh I hate it when people take so long to back up into a spot. If you’re that bad at it, it’s so much faster just to pull in and back out normally.

  2. It’s amazing to me how many people can’t parallel park. And they think their cars are 8 feet wider than they actually are.

  3. could you expand on #7? I’m not sure what joining you for dinner has to do with toys.

  4. @Amanda – Exactly!
    @Tara – I know, people shouldn’t even be allowed to drive until they can properly parallel park. My dad taught me that when I was learning even though where I live it’s rarely used…he grew up in Manhattan.
    @TJ – If I need to explain it to you then you definitely aren’t ready to join in :whip:

  5. I guess the reason why people back in rather then just drive up to it, is that they think it makes their car or them look cooler…

    Ohh damn I should of visited sooner and brought my toys… can’t plan that anymore lol

  6. I don’t get the whole “backing into that parking space” thing either. My brother does it alot. I think it’s ’cause he thinks he’s cool.

    He’s not. 😎

  7. I wish you had told me about the punch BEFORE I gave in and had some! :duh:

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