The Obsessive Mom
Talking about the idea of having children (something I seem to talk about a lot but I blame all of you for having them).
Me: I don’t want to become a mom that is obsessed and over-protective. What if all I can think or talk about is babies?
Manly Man: Like you do with the cats?
Me: Shut up.
Manly Man: How many pictures do you have of them?