How I Took Gwen On

In case you missed my brawl with Gwen on Crackbook.

Status: Robin has a bad taste in her mouth.

Gwen: <melodrama>It’s probably from all those filthy lies!!!</melodrama>

Me: oh no, you did not go there girl. must we take this outside?

Gwen: *Is already outside waiting with a broken beer bottle*

Me: **rolling up sleeves* this is for kevin bitch.

Gwen: *takes a swig from a bottle of Jack and cracks her knuckles” This is gonna be fun…

Me: *puts on some lipstick and cracks her neck* this has been a long time coming.

My friend Sean interrupts our fight asking questions.

Gwen: *Tackles Robin while she’s still confused by Sean*

Me: *decides to use a kevin quote to distract gwen* “You’ve got a big mouth… now I’m gonna show you an even bigger one.”

Gwen: *fights fire with fire* “Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I’m in a police station. ”

Me: *isn’t backing down* “What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended. ”

Gwen: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This … is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don’t know that yet. And in a way I am dead already.”

Me: “Sport, truth, like art, is in the eye of the beholder. You believe what you choose and I’ll believe what I know.”

Gwen: “A woman… so ugly on the inside she couldn’t bear to go on living if she couldn’t be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let’s not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.”

Me: did you just call me a disease spreading whore?


Also don’t forget to check out the prints at my ImageKind store, good stuff. If there are any prints you are interested that are not on there please let me know. Also, if you just want me to make you a print to send to you just let me know via email and we’ll figure something out.



  1. Avitable

    December 10, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Why do you have to let the disease of Facebook spread over to your blog?!? :avi:

  2. Hilly

    December 10, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I should use my Facebook for interesting things like that! My statuses are snooooze-o-rama-lama-dingdong!

  3. Gwen

    December 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. Oh man, I seriously laughed so hard I couldn’t see.
    You still love me, right?


  4. Robin

    December 10, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    @Avitable – hey i take the good stuff wherever i find it…if it’s under my bed or on facebook…so be it.
    @Hilly – i’ve had quite a few interesting conversations.
    @Gwen – if it weren’t for the cupcakes you’ve softened me up with over the years i might not be, good thing for cupcakes.

  5. themuttprincess

    December 10, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    You are too funny.

    Love the pics!

  6. Gwen

    December 11, 2008 at 5:23 am

    Good thing, indeed. See, I’m always one step ahead!


  7. greg t

    September 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I think I need a decoder ring…

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