In case you missed my brawl with Gwen on Crackbook.
Status: Robin has a bad taste in her mouth.
Gwen: <melodrama>It’s probably from all those filthy lies!!!</melodrama>
Me: oh no, you did not go there girl. must we take this outside?
Gwen: *Is already outside waiting with a broken beer bottle*
Me: **rolling up sleeves* this is for kevin bitch.
Gwen: *takes a swig from a bottle of Jack and cracks her knuckles” This is gonna be fun…
Me: *puts on some lipstick and cracks her neck* this has been a long time coming.
My friend Sean interrupts our fight asking questions.
Gwen: *Tackles Robin while she’s still confused by Sean*
Me: *decides to use a kevin quote to distract gwen* “You’ve got a big mouth… now I’m gonna show you an even bigger one.”
Gwen: *fights fire with fire* “Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I’m in a police station. ”
Me: *isn’t backing down* “What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended. ”
Gwen: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This … is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don’t know that yet. And in a way I am dead already.”
Me: “Sport, truth, like art, is in the eye of the beholder. You believe what you choose and I’ll believe what I know.”
Gwen: “A woman… so ugly on the inside she couldn’t bear to go on living if she couldn’t be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let’s not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.”
Me: did you just call me a disease spreading whore?
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How I Took Gwen On was posted on December 10, 2008 at 3:21 am in I'm Just Sayin and tagged as conversation, facebook, gwen. It was last modified on August 26, 2009 at 10:11 am. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your site.