You may not know Lucy but she’s someone I chat with sometimes on Twitter she doesn’t visit here much…something about RLU just being too much for her to handle. She’s quite innocent you see, she pretends to not be but we know different.
1. Since you are an Only does that mean you are spoiled, selfish, bratty, aggressive, bossy, lonely and maladjusted?
Of course. I am all those things and more. I am the Pretty Pretty Princess in my family. And also? I was born to teenage parents, so I was also the only grandchild for almost 10 years. It was pretty sweet – totally worked to my advantage. Until my bitch cousin was born.
2. Does Criss Cross make you want to jump jump?
Oh yes. And wear all my clothes backwards (which could be challenging when I have to pee – which is quite often).
3. If you could put duct tape over anyone’s mouth, who would it be?
I would like to permanently gag this one guy I work with. I refer to him on my blog as the IPC – which stands for Idiot Pen Clicker. When he came to our group 2 years ago he immediately annoyed me, but I tolerated him. Because I’m a tolerant bitch and all. Then he tried to destroy my career reputation and momma don’t play like that. He was put on notice. THEN he went after my personal life. And I went to our boss and said I would be taking them BOTH to HR if he didn’t knock that shit off. Now, every time I hear his voice I feel physically sick. Just hearing him talk makes me want to boot into my trashcan. So, yeah. Him.
4. If you were to come back as a cartoon character, who would it be and why?
Bugs Bunny. Because he got tons of tail and is/was the coolest cartoon character ever. (I might have a small addiction problem with the Bunny) I’ve got BB shit all over my house. Posters, glasses, bowls (I stopped short at the plates), DVD’s.
5. Are those real?!
100%, bone fide, homegrown American; yes ma’am they are real!
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