The Elderly Man’s Confession

I’m tired and uninspired — here is a joke.

An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking .
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins? ‘

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody


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  1. themuttprincess

    November 25, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    HELL YEAH! At that age he should be shouting it from the mountains!!!

  2. edmcbride

    December 5, 2008 at 11:22 am

    how do i take the poll?

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