The Elderly Man’s Confession
I’m tired and uninspired — here is a joke.
An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking .
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Man: ‘What sins? ‘
Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’
Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’
Man: ‘I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody
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