Praise Cheesus

We had a deer try to ram our door at work a few days ago, he completely bent the frame and now it doesn’t work. Then he ran into and through Home Depot. Good times.

robin~~it is so good to be back to blogging, and oh how i have missed blogging and reading my favorite blogs~~

it is so nice to see someone else who prefers to shoot deer with a camera instead of a gun
(even though i am a proud owner of a nice gun collection)

sometimes the narrow minded people of tiny town arkansas drive me insane–oh wait, i’ve been known for being crazy for years

maybe just after being out in the real world it has finally dawned on me WTF am i doing living in the town i grew up in

but then i see the national news and am glad i live in a town where every body knows all your business and the favorite past time is talking about your relatives/neighbors/person who lives on the other side of town~~a whole mile away~~

sometimes i really miss mackey d’s and $tarbucks and the fact i have to drive 200 miles for a decent cup of coffee or a burger from burger king

then i have to spend 2 days in the capitol city and am thankful i no longer have to suffer through a hour of road rage with idiots who must have bought their brain during a blue light special and highest level of education is when they turn 18 or graduate from the 6th grade~~which ever one comes first

just it’s just like gals bra size, if it’s a B you wish for DD and if you are a DD you wish you were a B

or a million other examples of how we all wish we could be better/worse than what life deals us

then i realize it really doesn’t matter who you are except maybe to you, and if you are really lucky your soulmate, whether that person be your marriage partner, your lover, your parent, your child or what role that soul plays in YOUR lifetime

i have done forgot my point it’s really some times to freaking easy to enjoy life we forget and make it difficult

just glad i am crazy in the insane world i live it
it makes the narrow minded bigots easier to deal with if i’m in one of my nutty as a fruitcake moods

happy hump day and hope you had/are having a great wednesday

because only you can choose to change your mind about your life (the point i started out to say)

i am sometimes very glad i am so freaking old~~it makes my forgetfulness more bareable when i can’t remember what i forgot!!

:duh:

@Amanda – Maybe he needed a glue gun or something :dunno:
@themuttprincess – Sounds like he needs to learn how to woo a doe.
@crazy charlene – That may be the longest comment evah. Actually I’ve been a B and loved it, so I definitely know the spectrum and which is better.
@Caryn Caldwell – Now that’s a great video for youtube :lmao:

@Caryn – That is too funny. He actually did get a video of the deer but they weren’t doing anything but staring at him.