Thou Hast Big Rack


1. My uncle once: wore a dress, the colors weren’t flattering.

2. Never in my life: have I laughed at a Farelly brothers film and I’m quite proud too.

3. When I was five: I peed the bed but in my defense it was the eighties.

4. High school was: a blur of 90210 and Young Guns.

5. I will never forget: that Canada is keeping some of my favorite people hostage.

6. Once I met: Nancy Kerrigan but she didn’t quite like it when I fell to the floor grabbing my leg while whaling “why me?!?”

7. There’s this girl I know: who quotes Friends at the drop of the hat, how laaaaame.

8. Once, at a bar: I had no undies on, that’s all you get.

9. By noon, I’m usually: still 1/2 asleep, but at work anyway.

10. Last night: I was assaulted…by myself…

11. If only I had: a brain.

12. Next time I go to church: get baptized or at least get drunk.

13. What worries me most: is that Third Rock From the Sun may be a lot deeper than any of us realize or that I’m just really high.

14. When I turn my head left I see: oblivion.

15. When I turn my head right I see: corruption.

16. You know I’m lying when: I’m sober and you have drugs.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: Degrasi Jr. High, so what?

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: the one with the big rack.

19. I have a hard time understanding: David Lynch films and feel like I need a shower afterwards at the same time.
20. If I ever go back to school: I’ll actually go to class.


  1. Nobodyâ„¢

    November 10, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Crap, I just clicked over here expecting pictures of a big rack :robin:

  2. TJ

    November 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Yeah, what Nobody said. . . what gives? Lets make with the breasticular regions already.

  3. Robin

    November 10, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    @TJ & @Nobodyâ?¢ – Haven’t I shown them enough already?

  4. ro

    November 12, 2008 at 1:01 am

    Where’s the girls?!? Seriously. Can’t tease me like that!

    And I’m gonna copy this post and put my own answers cause I don’t have anything better to do. mk? k.


  5. Robin

    November 12, 2008 at 9:00 am

    @ro – It’s ok I stole it from someone else, Avitable I think. You guys are needing some Twins huh? I guess it’s been a while.

  6. ro

    November 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Just so you know, your “rack” started a trend! View here and here and here for evidence!


  7. Robin

    November 13, 2008 at 8:48 am

    @ro – I had no idea I was so influential.

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